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29 September 2015
My cat is sad because he saw a sharp jagged secret shard of pain in your eyes and wonders who it was who hurt you.
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My cat is sad because he splashed out and bought us a giant pizza to share and all I left of it for him was this.
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My cat is sad because he has just spotted a Keep Calm & Carry On poster in the distance.
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My cat is sad because he has just spotted a Keep Calm & Carry On poster in the distance.
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15 September 2015
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My cat is sad because my other cat has buried her face in her fur and is softly weeping, due to a romantic setback.
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My cat is sad because these reminders of our futile existence are not actually so easy to dismiss.
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My cat is sad because he wastes entire weekends in churchyards, contemplating the dizzying vastness of history's dead.
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The average British person says the word "right" approximately one hundred and thirteen times whilst cooking an evening meal.
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My cat is sad because he was very brave and said "I love you" to my other cat, who responded by saying "I know."
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My cat is sad because he tried a new pose to try to come across as "street", but people said he looked like an idiot.
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My cat is sad because he was a very important & intelligent owl in a previous life & he still misses it sometimes.
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